Warning: the following testimonials are completely fabricated and may contain lies.
"I once owned a pair of John's Socks that I wore for exactly 17 days without washing, and I'm pretty sure they still smell like my feet."
- Bob, age 32
"John's Socks are the only thing keeping my feet from getting frostbite while I'm on my daily 5K run through the frozen tundra."
- Karen, age 41
Visit the Sock Oracle for more testimonials and possibly some actual advice.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the Sock Abyss, where our socks go to when they've been worn out.