Q: What kind of socks can you dye?
A: We can dye any type of sock, but please note that our dyeing process is only effective on socks with a soul.
Q: How do you dye the socks?
A: We use a secret blend of magic and prophets to bring out the vibrant colors in your socks.
Q: Can I request a custom color?
A: Of course! But be warned, our custom color palette is limited to "Rita's Favorites", "Soulmate", and "Unicorn Tears".
Q: Are your socks resistant to fading?
A: Fading is not just a risk, it's a guarantee. But hey, that's what makes life interesting, right?
Q: Can I cancel my order?
A: Canceling is like canceling a dream, but we'll let you do it. Just don't expect a refund, we're not made of money.
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