Rita's Sock Dyeing Extravaganza Tour

Welcome, Sock Lovers! Come for the vibrant colors, stay for the crippling anxiety about matching your footwear.

As we tour the vast, unending expanse of Rita's Sock Dyeing Emporium, you'll be treated to:

• The Sock Dyeing Lab where the magic happens (or doesn't)
• The Colorful Chaos Room where you can get lost forever
• The Sock Museum, where the ancient art of Sock Preservation is on display