Welcome to Tony's Sock Dyeing Service, where we'll turn your old socks into something new, and slightly less embarrassing.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated sock dyers will work tirelessly to ensure your socks are dyed with the highest level of care, and the lowest level of sanity.
Why settle for boring, plain socks when you can have socks that say "I'm a functioning member of society, but not really, no, not really?"
Check out our latest offerings from Johnny, our resident sock whisperer! Visit Jane's legendary sock collection, guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question our life choices. Don't say we didn't warn you: Bob's Socks of Doom will haunt your dreams.