Accident-Prone Sock Dyeing Techniques: A Guide to Ruining Your Favorite Socks

Warning: The following methods are not recommended for the faint of heart. Proceed at your own risk.

1. Dye-in-the-Wool: A method that will turn your socks into a woolly mess.

2. Dye-in-Reverse: A method that will leave you questioning your life choices.

3. Dye-in-a-Blaze: A method that will leave your socks looking like they were drawn by a kindergartener.