The Great Sock Dyeing Debacle

It's a well-known fact that the best way to dye your socks is to accidentally. It's a delicate balance of art and science.

Step 1: Gather Materials (and a sense of impending doom)

You'll need:

Step 2: Mix and Mingle

Combine the ink with a dash of water and a pinch of hopelessness.

Step 3: Apply the Chaos

Splatter the ink mixture onto the socks with reckless abandon.

Voilà! You now have a pair of socks that are definitely not what you expected.

For more expert tips, try our Advanced Sock Dyeing Techniques.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Sock Dyeing Gone Wrong.

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