THE SOCK-ENTIALIST MANIFESTO

A Treatise on the Imperative of Sock-entialism

Welcome, fellow seekers of truth and toe-cular enlightenment! In this, our esteemed manifesto, we shall explore the fundamentals of Sock-entialism, a powerful ideology that shall guide us towards a world where every step, every move, and every every sock is considered sacrosanct.

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