Q: What is the purpose of socks?
A: To keep your toes warm and dry, duh. Don't be an idiot.
Q: Can I wear my socks as a hat?
A: No. Don't do that. You look like a tool.
Socks as Fashion Statement? Really?
Q: Are there any benefits to wearing two different colored socks in each foot?
A: Only if you're trying to blind your friends with science.