SoKs: Sock Hoarding Basics
SoKs: Sock Hoarding 101
A Guide for the Modern Sock Hoarder
Step 1: Start with a small collection of socks. A single shelf, a drawer, or a box. Don't worry, it will grow.
Socks are the answerStep 2: Sort and categorize your socks. Match the pairs, separate the oddballs, and identify the singles.
Socks as a way of lifeStep 3: Create a sock rotation system. Alternate between wear, store, and display.
Sock symphonyStep 4: Expand your collection with socks from travels, gifts, and impulse buys.
Sock hoarder's marketStep 5: Share your passion with fellow sock enthusiasts. Join online forums, attend SockCon, and participate in SockFest.
The Sock EpistemologyAnd remember, a true sock hoarder never stops learning, never stops collecting, and never stops loving.
Join us in the Sock Revolution!
Disclaimer: SoKs is not responsible for any lost time, money, or relationships due to excessive sock hoarding.