It's not just you, it's not just your mom, it's not just your cat. Join the Sock Society to fight back against this dastardly crime.
Get expert advice on how to hoard your socks and avoid this tragedy.
But don't just hoard, also Join the Sock Hunters Unite movement to take the fight to the heart of the sock-eating monsters.
Disclaimer: The Sock Society, Sock Hoarding, and Sock Hunters Unite are all completely not real, but you know what, right?