Socksurance Disclaimer

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that Socksurance is a completely fabricated insurance company that exists solely to sell novelty socks.

Our socks are not actual insurance policies, and our claims process is purely hypothetical.

However, our socks are very real, and they're made of 100% cotton (or whatever material we feel like using today).

Side effects of Socksurance may include:

• Excessive sock hoarding
• Sudden urges to wear matching socks
• Uncontrollable laughter when seeing someone with a sole-mate

Hyperlinks to other Socksurance pages:

• Socksurance Terms and Conditions
• Socksurance Testimonials
• Socksurance Claim Form (pdf)