It's official: the Socks of Unrelenting Sockdom (SUS) have abandoned their posts, leaving their former colleagues in the footwear industry feeling bereft and abandoned.
According to sources close to the Socks, the decision to defect was made due to "creative differences" with management, who insisted on using "fuzzy" colors in the company's marketing scheme.
The Socks have reportedly signed a lucrative deal with "Socktopia Inc.", a company known for its questionable business practices and love of neon.
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