Lost and Found in Sock Forest

We have found the following items in the depths of Sock Forest:

A lone Matching Sock
A single Sock Glue
A mysterious Sock Drawer
A pair of Athlethics Socks
A sock puppet with a bad case of face maladies

Return Lost Item to Owner

Note: The links are fictional and not actual URLs, but are included as part of the satirical/absurdist tone.