Welcome, brave adventurers, to the land of Sock Quests! Here, the fabric of reality is ever-fraying, and the land of Socks is in dire need of heroes.

Sock Quests of the Realm

• The Sock-Sheep of the Apocalypse

  A quest to rescue a single, lone sock from the depths of the washing prophets.

• The Sock Slinger of Sorrow

  A perilous journey to retrieve a sock from the clutches of a dastardly Sock-Slinger.

• The Sock Ninja

  To infiltrate the lair of the infamous Sock Ninja and retrieve a prized sock, said to possess the power of infinite warmth.

Will you answer the call to adventure? Choose your quest wisely, brave warrior!