Lost Socks, a never-ending enigma

Welcome to the Lost Socks Department, where the world's most baffling mystery has been solved... not really.

Theories

• The Sock Goblin, a mischievous creature known to strike fear in the hearts of sock owners.
• The Sock Vortex, a phenomenon where socks are sucked into a parallel dimension never to be seen again.
• The Sock Ninja, a stealthy figure known for stealing socks in the dead of night.

And, of course, there's the Other theories.