SOCK NINJA TRAINING

Lost Sock Retrieval Methods

Our mission is to train the next generation of sock ninjas. These stealthy operatives are equipped with the skills to navigate even the most treacherous terrain of missing socks.

Here are some of the methods we employ:

• FOOT SWEEPER TECH
• SOCK DOPPLER RADAR
• SOCK SNIFFING DOG

Our training program includes:

• SOCK JITSU
• SOCK JUDO
• SOCK KUNG FU