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Lost Socks in the Sock Drawer: The Unending Tragedy

It's like they vanished into thin air. One day, they were here, and the next, GONE.

Some say it's a conspiracy, others claim it's just a messy drawer.

But we know the truth: the Sock Gremlins are at it again.

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