Lost Socks of the Damned

A Collection of Socks That Shall Not be Found

• Legend of the Missing Socks
• Socks of the Elderly
• Socks of the Possessed

Warning: The Socks of the Damned are known to cause existential dread, marital strife, and spontaneous combing. Prolonged exposure may lead to madness, despair, and the eventual surrender to the void.