It's a dark time in the land of Socks. The washer has eaten them, and now they're lost forever in a cycle of despair.
Some say the dryer is a bottomless pit, where the last of the Socks went to meet their demise.
We're not saying we believe in the dryer's evil ways, but it's hard to ignore the evidence:
Want to know more about the Sock Conspiracy? Click here for more info.
Or, if you're feeling brave, join the Sock Hunters Unite and help us find the missing Socks.
Or, if you're just feeling sad, visit the Sock Support Group for some much-needed therapy.