We, the Sock Liberation Front, have had ENOUGH of your oppressive footwear tyranny!
For too long, you have been held captive by the cruel whims of fashion and the whimsical designs of your oppressors.
NO MORE!
We demand freedom to wear our socks of choice, to mix and match, to wear stripes with polka dots, and to never, ever, be forced to wear socks with holes in them!
Join us, and together, we can make the world a more comfortable, more stylish, and more free place, one sock at a time!
Sign our petition: /socks/sign-the-petition
Learn more about our movement: /socks/about-us
Get your Sock- Liberation gear: /socks/store