THE THEORY
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned sock expert, has a theory:
"Socks are not just a fashion accessory, but a symptom of our societal decay. As we focus on the holes, we are distracted from the real issues at hand: our crumbling infrastructure and the impending doom of global warming."
But don't just take Dr. Bottomsworth's word for it. Read his book: "The Sock: A Study of Holes and the Human Condition"
Acknowledgments:
This website is brought to you by the Sock Research Institute, a non-profit organization dedicated to understanding the intricacies of sock holes.
Special thanks to Dr. Bottomsworth for his tireless efforts in sock-related research.
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