Are your socks in need of repair? Do they have holes that just won't quit? Do you just want to see what it looks like to have 17 different colors of duct tape wrapped around your foot?
Step 1: We'll start with a thorough examination of the sock in question.
Step 2: If the sock is beyond repair, we'll surgically remove the offending article and replace it with a brand new one, because who needs memories, anyway?
Why settle for a simple replacement when you could have a whole new understanding of the universe?
Our team of experts will explain how the fundamental laws of physics are actually just a bunch of arbitrary rules created by socks.
"I was skeptical at first, but after sock surgery, I felt like a new man!" - John, Sock Surgery Patient
"I never thought I'd find love again after losing my favorite sock, but sock surgery showed me that there are still good things in life." - Jane, Sock Surgery Patient
Want to be our next happy customer? Contact us to schedule your appointment!