Welcome to Socks: Missing In Action, where our socks have gone rogue and refuse to do the laundry.
Our socks have been missing for days, weeks, months... who knows how long? They just vanished into thin air, leaving us with nothing but a pile of singles and a faint scent of desperation.
Some say they were kidnapped by a mischievous gang of socks, known as "The Sock Ninjas." Others claim they were abducted by aliens, who were tired of our planet's inferior footwear.
We're offering a reward for any information leading to their safe return, or at least, to their whereabouts.