Highly Trained Sock Retrieval Operatives
We're not just a group of highly trained sock ninjas, we're the best. Our team of expert sock retrieval specialists is equipped with the latest in sock-snagging technology and a deep understanding of the art of stealth.
Our mission is simple: to retrieve the world's most elusive socks, no matter the cost.
Our team is comprised of highly trained operatives who are experts in:
- Sock sniffing
- Sock tracking
- Sock retrieval
- Sock analysis