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Are you a sock connoisseur with a passion for footwear? Do you dream of a world where every person has a matching sock drawer for every occasion? Do you have a sock collection that rivals the Great Wall of China? If so, welcome to the Sock Hoarding Tips for the Sock Connoisseur, your one-stop shop for all things socks!
SOCK-Hoarding Tips 101:
- Sort and categorize your socks by color, pattern, and material.
- Store your socks in a climate-controlled, humidity-free environment.
- Never pair socks with mismatched partners; they're like a bad marriage.
- Buy socks in bulk; it's like buying a timeshare, but with more holes.