The Sock Ninja Attacks: A Theory

According to top-secret Sock Ninja sources, the disappearance of your single sock is not a result of the washing machine or your roommate's laundry habits.

No, it's the Sock Ninja, a stealthy bandit with a penchant for solo footwear.

Legend has it that the Sock Ninja strikes in the dead of night, snatching lone socks with an iron fist and leaving behind only a trail of tangled threads and a faint scent of despair.

But why the Sock Ninja strikes is still a mystery. Some say it's a protest against the tyranny of matching pairs, while others claim it's simply a love of solo socks.

Whatever the reason, one thing is certain: if you value your single socks, beware the Sock Ninja.

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