Mission Briefing:
Our agents have infiltrated the world's sock drawer, and we've discovered that the average human consumes 6-8 pairs of socks per week. We must act quickly to disrupt this cycle of consumption and create a new paradigm for sock usage.
Operational Objective:
Our mission is to create a network of sock-replacement agents, trained to infiltrate the homes of consumers and subtly replace their socks with our own, more sustainable, high-performance models.
Current Statistics:
- Sock Replacement Rate: 3.4%
- Sock Replacements Successfully Distributed: 2,457 pairs
Our agents are working tirelessly to increase these numbers, but we need your help!