Welcome to the most exclusive club for the most exclusive socks.
We have an application process that will make you question your life choices.
Once accepted, you'll get:
- A pair of socks that will make you feel like a true nerd
- A personalized algorithm to calculate your optimal coffee-to-nerd-ratio
- A certificate of participation in the most prestigious sock-based organization
Or, if you're not accepted, you'll get:
- A stern letter of rejection
- A free pair of novelty socks that will make you wonder why you even tried