Sort, sort, sort, and sort some more!
Our Heel-To-Toe sorting chamber is the most advanced in the land! With our patented Heel-To-Toe sorting technology, we can sort your socks faster than you can say 'sneaky Pete'!
Sorting Specifications:
- Heel-To-Toe ratio: 1.5:1
- Sorting speed: 500 pairs of socks per minute (guaranteed)
- Accuracy: 99.9% (we're not responsible for missing socks)
Our Sorting Process:
- We sort your socks in the correct order from Heel to Toe
- We use our patented Sock-Sorting Algorithm (SSA)
- We guarantee your socks will never be mixed up again!