Heel-To-Toe Sock Sorting Chamber

Welcome to the most rigorous sock sorting experience in the multiverse. We sort socks with precision and panache.

Our Sorting Process

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated sock sorters use our patented Heel-To-Toe sorting algorithm to categorize your socks with military precision.

Sorting Chamber Stats

We've sorted over 1,000,000 socks so far, and our accuracy rate is 99.99%.

Sorting Chamber Rules

No mixing of socks from different laundry loads is allowed. No exceptions.

Lost socks are subject to a 50% surcharge for every hour they remain unclaimed.

Our Sock Sorting Champions

We're proud to announce our Sock Sorting Champions:

• Baron von Sockworth
• Socky McSortyface
• Professor Soleman