The Sock Sorcery Society

The Secret of the Socks

Legend has it that the Black Socks of the universe hold the key to unlocking ultimate power. But first, one must learn the ancient incantation:

1. Sockius maximus
2. Toe the line
3. Heel to toe, toe to heel
4. Repeat, or risk being turned into a single sock

For those brave enough to attempt the incantation, we have created a few resources to aid in your journey:

• The Sorcery of the Toes - A primer on toe-related magic
• The Art of Socks and Socks - A guide to the intricate art of combining sock sorcery with sock art
• The Sock Wars - A history of the great Sock Wars of 1957