Sheep Lovers United: The Great Wool Organization

Welcome, fellow sheep enthusiasts! We're a group of like-minded individuals who love all things woolly and adorable.

Our mission is to organize the world's sheep population into neat and tidy little piles.

Join us in our quest for order and neatness, and let's get this sheep-counting party started!

Woolly Subgroups:

• Baahroo Sheep - For our more discerning members who demand only the finest woolly specimens.
• Merino Sheep - Where softness meets sophistication, and we're not just talking about the sheep.
• Romney Sheep - For those who like their wool in bulk, we're not just talking about the quantity, we're talking about the quality.

Upcoming Events:

• Sheep Sorting Competition - Join us for an afternoon of sheep sorting and fun!
• Woolly Workshop - Learn the art of carding and spinning with our expert instructors.
• Sheep Herder's Ball - Dance the night away under the stars with our flock of friends.