Sock Drawer of Despair: Case Files 0011

Case Files: Sock Drawer of Despair

A collection of the most heinous, the most egregious, the most utterly depressing sock-related crimes ever committed

• The Great Sockpuppeteer Murder
• The Sock Drawer Conspiracy Treason
• The Sock Thief of Paris Grand Larceny
• The Missing Socks of the Titanic Pilfering

Case File 0011: The Sock Drawer of Despair

Summary: A collection of the most heinous, the most egregious, the most utterly depressing sock-related crimes ever committed.

Crime Scene: The Sock Drawer

Victim: The Entire Sock Drawer

Suspect: Sock Drawer of Despair, Inc.

Case Officer: Agent Sockington

Case Notes:

1. Witness testimony indicates the Sock Drawer was last seen in a state of utter despair.
2. Forensic evidence suggests the Sock Drawer had a severe case of missing socks.
3. Investigation is ongoing.

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Contact: Agent Sockington