Q: What is the purpose of SOCKS?
A: To keep your feet warm and toasty, obviously.
Q: How do I join the SOCKS fan club?
A: Send us a letter, a drawing, or a strongly worded poem. We'll respond with a signed, glossy photograph of a sock.
Q: Can I wear my SOCKS in public?
A: Of course, you can. We're not going to judge you. Unless you're wearing neon green and yellow polka dots. Then we might raise an eyebrow or two.
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