We sort the socks, you wear the socks. It's the circle of life. Regular Sock-Sort if you're feeling fancy.
This is the method of choice for the discerning sock connoisseur. We sort by toe and heel, ensuring each sock is paired with its perfect match.
We sort by sock color, because who doesn't want a rainbow of socks?
This is for the thrill-seeking sock enthusiast. Socks are sorted by... well, not really a reason. It's just fun.
We use only the highest quality, most uncomfortable materials for our socks. Because, you know, that's what you want.
Our socks will drive you mad with their sheer, unadulterated, unsorted-ness.