The Single Red Sock: A History

The Great Sock Conspiracy

Legend has it that the Single Red Sock was once part of a loving couple, but was cruelly torn from its partner by the cruel whims of the washing machine.

The trauma of this event led to a deep-seated psychological complex, known as "Sole-mate-lessness."

The Sock Whisperer

Some say the Single Red Sock has developed a sixth sense, allowing it to navigate the treacherous landscape of the washing machine with ease.

Others claim it's just really good at hiding.