It's a problem as old as time itself: the great Socknapping of 2023. Where did they all go? Was it a dastardly plot by the Sock Overlords, or merely a case of human error?
Section 3: Theories of the Absurd
Chapter 2: The Sock-Eating Monster of the Washing Machine
Or, perhaps it's a more sinister plot, involving mind control and Sock-based mind games?
Chapter 3: The Sock-Based Mind Control Conspiracy
Or, who knows, maybe it's just a case of human laziness?