LAST SEEN IN THE WASHBOARD
The Sock Overlord has spoken: "It's a travesty, a catastrophe, a catastrophe of epic proportions!"
Sock Stats:
Missing Socks: 42
Socks Currently Held Hostage: 12,456,432
Recent Sightings:
- Monday: Laundry room, 3:14 AM - Socks were last seen fleeing the scene in a frantic search for matching mates.
- Tuesday: Sock drawer, 9:00 PM - A lone sock was spotted, but it was just a decoy.
- Wednesday: Washing machine, 11:00 PM - The Sock Overlord was overheard cackling maniacally.