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Here's the list of smelly socks, categorized by texture:
Velvety Soft
- Smell-a-Lot
- Velvety Vagabond
Itchy
- Prickly Pants
- Scratchy Socks of Doom
Velcro
SOCKS
Smelly Socks of Unrelenting Gaudiness
These socks will make you question the fabric of reality
Features:
- Gaudy patterns
- Unrelenting smell of despair
- Will likely cause existential crisis in the wearer
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These socks will make you question the fabric of reality
Features:
- Gaudy patterns
- Unrelenting smell of despair
- Will likely cause existential crisis in the wearer