Behold, the most exquisite and revolting collection of socks ever to sully your toes!
These aren't your grandmother's lace socks, no sirree! We've got:
- Flower Power – for those who dare to be bold!
- Synthetic Shocker – for the eco-unsavory!
- Neon Necromancers – for those who worship the neon!
Warning: Prolonged exposure to these socks may cause:
- Severe toe-talgia
- Exacerbated stinkiness
- Irreversible damage to your social standing