Stealth Sock Care and Handling
To properly care for these clandestine socks, please follow these steps:
- Stealthily observe the socks' movements, anticipating the perfect moment to pounce.
- Use a soft-bristled brush to sweep away the dust of forgotten memories.
- Submerge the socks in a vat of warm, soothing chamomile tea to ease their troubled fibers.
Remember, a well-cared-for stealth sock is a happy sock.