Warning: Sock Consumption May Be Hazardous to Your Health
Proceed with caution. The socks in this area are highly unpredictable and may cause:
- Unstable emotional state
- Temporary loss of footwear
- Permanent damage to your social standing
Abandoned in the depths of our washing machine, a graveyard of lone socks await your rescue
Proceed with caution. The socks in this area are highly unpredictable and may cause:
