Warning: The following socks have been certified as having the highest propensity for causing spontaneous drama and/or existential crises.
Sock 1: "The Drama Queen" - A sleek, black sock with a penchant for causing arguments in the middle of the night.
Sock 2: "The Existential Crisis Inducer" - A bright pink sock that will make you question the meaning of life.
Sock 3: "The Loud Mouth" - A bold, red sock that will shout its opinions at the top of its lungs.
Sock 4: "The Silent Treatment" - A mysterious, grey sock that will ignore you until it's good and ready.