Warning: attempting to loop the loop with your socks is not for the faint of heart. It takes skill, patience, and a willingness to risk losing your mind.
Step 1: Gather your socks. Yes, all of them. The ones that are missing, the ones that have holes, the ones that smell like they've been in the washing machine for a week.
Step 2: Sort them by color. No, not by color. By the number of times you've worn them. This is crucial.
Step 3: Create a bunny ear with your first sock. Not just any bunny ear, but one that is precise, symmetrical, and slightly terrifying.
Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3 with your remaining socks, each one more maddeningly out of sync with the last.
Step 5: Congratulations! You've achieved the loop of doom!
