Socks of Unrelenting Futility

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Wool-nylon Sock of the Unrelenting Futility

These socks are made with a blend of 50% wool and 50% nylon. Because who needs comfort when you can have a heart attack waiting to happen?

Wool-nylon hybrids: The Sock of the Unrelenting Futility

Our socks are woven with the finest materials, but don't expect them to last longer than your aunt's gossip session at the family reunion.