January 1st: Sock Drawer 5 was a mess. Socks were scattered across the floor, some had holes, some had holes with holes.
January 15th: Sock Drawer 5 got a 30% off coupon for a sock cleaning service. Now the socks are almost as good as new!
February 10th: Drawer-5's Sock Overlord, a majestic cat, was spotted lounging in Sock Drawer 5, surrounded by a sea of matching argyles.
February 22nd: The Sock Overlord demanded more socks. Sock Drawer 5 was forced to restock, but now the drawer's shelves are creaking under the pressure.
March 1st: Sock Drawer 5's shelves were reinforced with 2x4s, but the Sock Overlord still manages to knock them over.
March 20th: The Sock Drawer 5 Sock Census revealed a shocking 75% of socks are missing, last seen in the vicinity of the washing machine.
April 1st: April Fool's Day: Someone filled Sock Drawer 5 with Jell-O. Now the socks are stuck together like they're wearing a matching set.
April 15th: The Sock Overlord's Sock-themed Birthday Party was a huge success, but the Sock Drawer 5 is still recovering from the aftermath.