prophets of the gray sock drawer

Gray Sock Sorting Facility

This is the place where we sort your socks, because let's face it, humans are terrible at it.

This HTML page serves as the main entry point for the "Gray Sock Sorting Facility" which is a fictional organization that specializes in sorting gray socks. The page includes links to sub-pages for specific services offered by the organization, including a "Sorting Machine" for efficient sorting, "Sock Therapist" for addressing emotional attachment issues, and "Sock Negotiator" for those who prefer to negotiate their sock sorting experience.