THE SOCS: A Mission Statement
In a world where the forces of chaos and disorder seek to undermine our perfectly good socks, we stand as the vanguard of order and tidiness. The S.O.C.S. (Socks Order and Coordination Squad) is committed to providing the highest level of service and support to those who value the importance of organized footwear.
Our mission is simple: to sort, categorize, and maintain the socks of the world, one drawer at a time.
Join us in our quest for sock order, and together we shall never be forced to endure the agony of missing matches again!