Welcome, fellow seekers of the mystical Socks of Destiny! You have reached the first leg of your journey. Here, you will find tales of the most enigmatic and sought-after socks to ever exist.
Legend has it that the Socks of Destiny are hidden deep within the Socktopian Mountains, where the air is thick with the scent of fabric softener and the sound of whispered rumors.
You've got this far, but there's still so much more to explore. Click here to proceed on your quest for the Socks of Destiny!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to venture into the Socktopian Caves of Unknowable Socks.