Quality Control: The Two-Polyester Rule
Where the art of sock-pairing is a sacred tradition, and the two-polyester rule is law.
Our Sock-Pairing Algorithm
- Categorize by color: Red, blue, green, and yellow.
- Match similar textures: Cotton, polyester, and that one weird sock that defies explanation.
- Alternate between thick and thin.
- Ensure an even number of socks in each pair.
- Never pair with a sock that has a hole in it.
- Punish anyone who breaks the two-polyester rule.
Our Sock-Pairing Team
- Chairman Polyesterius: Lord of the Socks
- Sock-Sergeant: Enforcer of the Two-Polyester Rule
- Sock-Titan: Sock-Pairing Mastermind